Saturday, December 10, 2011

Shit Demon

This second attack took place on 12/10/11. This fecal assault was defiantly the work of the Bandit. It seems the Bandit went into some sort of hibernation over the summer. Maybe the Bandit is indeed a homeless person who spends summer days outside and heads indoors once the weather starts to turn. Either way, I have mixed emotions about our culprit. On one hand, it makes for great entertainment and gives me a reason to keep a blog. On the other, our poor custodial staff is left with the horrendous duty of cleaning the mess up. I can only hope that when the Bandit is caught, I am there to take pictures and plaster his face all over the web. 
This is by far the healthiest looking BM the Bandit has deposited in a while. Looks like he has been eating some fiber, and a lot of it.

It is hard to tell from this picture, but there is urine all over the floor. Typically the Bandit has only left meadow muffins behind, but today he pissed all over the place. As you can see there is also urine in the urinal, which is also unusual.

If the Brown Bandit ever makes national news I will sell them this picture.

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