Sunday, January 8, 2012

Back In Brown

The Brown Bandit has again graced us with his presence. In fact, he has visited us three times since I last updated the blog. He may have taken a seven month break, but he is making up for it now. His shits are bigger, badder, and more frequent. I’ve been following the Bandit for nearly a year now and I must say, I’ve never seen anything quite like what he has been leaving us lately. These dumps are monstrous! As much as I enjoy updating this blog, I feel the Bandit must be brought to justice. I have been working hard to devise a plan to capture this shit master. My first plan was to booby trap the bathroom, but that plan had a few flaws. My next plan was to create a sign to place on the bathroom door, enticing the Bandit to come to a specific location where I would be waiting with a net and a bat…possibly a taser gun. However, this plan had some error. So for now I’m still thinking of a master plan. I may end up having to go to upper management to convince them to allow me to place a tiny webcam inside the bathroom, which I would volunteer to monitor at all times. If you have an suggestions, please feel free to leave them in the comments. 
Rough draft of my sign

12/16/11

12/19/11 Stool is looking large and solid

1/8/12 Now this is a monster! Not sure why he covered the main masterpiece with toilet paper, but I'm pretty sure that beast was packed in and not dumped on site.

1/8/12 This little tater blobs were fresh.

2 comments:

  1. hey guys !!!!!!!!! do you remeber me? im the one who did the brown bandit sign that you guys posted after i emaled it to you. im tinking of maybe doing a new one scence the earlyer one represents my old art style but now i just draw but im alot better at drawing than computer art.when i do ill eave anothe comment for you to come and get it off of my deviant art "aangs-first-taco" oh and heres how i would catch the disgusing brown bandit. put some really hard to notice cameras maybe in a small toy poop holding a sighn that tells you to wash to wash youre hands. then as soon as you find the culprit next time they go in any bathroom go to the bathroom and bring a tazer and taze them when they come out.

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    1. Hey Lora, of course I remember you! I would love to post any brown bandit fan art you have to offer. Great idea about catching the criminal too, I think small cameras would work fantastically.

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